Sleep Thieves

Are you reading this cramped in the corner of a toddler bed while repeatedly singing ‘You are my Sunshine’ and patting a small persons back?

Maybe you have a small child attached to one boob and you are squinting at your phone out of one eye while holding it down the side of your lap?

Did you find this post by googling ‘help my baby never sleeps!’? If you did I’m really sorry I cannot help you! Continue reading

Confessions of a Control Freak Mummy.


I’m a control freak. I admit it, I always have been and I probably always will be. When I didn’t have kids it was never really a problem, my partner is so laid back (practically horizontal) that he was always fine with me taking control of everything and basically planning his life for him.

The problem is now I have children I’ve realised that my control freak nature, my OCD tendencies and my inability to just ‘let go’ are making me a really boring moany mummy. Continue reading